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poda.hair

போடா . hair

Need a roast? We got you. Free insults, no appointment needed.
Tamil-certified, friendship-tested. 🤝

PODA.hair - Tamil movie poster style
poda-roast-machine v4.2.0 — 10 left

Yaarkitta poda nu sollanuma? Ask us. We'll give you the words. 🫵

10
Free roasts per visit
100%
Tamil-certified
0
Feelings spared

Frequently Questioned Decisions

What is this?

A free Tamil roast dispensary. Come, collect, and go roast your friends.

Who are these people?

Your friendly neighbourhood roast masters. We insult because we care.

What does 'poda' mean?

It's Tamil for 'go away / get lost' — but like, with love. Mostly.

I used all 10 roasts, can I get more?

நீயே யோசி போடா. We raised you well enough.